SHAWN: Look, I’ll be honest, I’m doing everything I can to fend Melinda off. But in the end I think my charms may prove too much for her to resist.

JULIET: You kiss her, you die.

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JULIET: Poor Melinda, who does she possibly have to choose from now?

SHAWN: Hello…? I’m standing right here.

JULIET: I know.

The Juliet Jealousy Chronicles: Part II