SHAWN: Look, I’ll be honest, I’m doing everything I can to fend Melinda off. But in the end I think my charms may prove too much for her to resist.
JULIET: You kiss her, you die.
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JULIET: Poor Melinda, who does she possibly have to choose from now?
SHAWN: Hello…? I’m standing right here.
JULIET: I know.
The Juliet Jealousy Chronicles: Part II